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Hold on a second.

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Hey there.

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Hey.

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You don't trust me?

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What, am I a fool?

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You're not going to look like an idiot.
If anyone looks like an idiot, it's me.

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Slap me, I've been naughty.

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Oh, wow.

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All right, tell me I'm not going to get
any dessert.

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You're not getting any dessert. What?

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And you're banned from TV and Internet
for a week.

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Tell me I can't watch Game of Thrones.

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What? Just tell me.

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You're banned from watching Game of
Thrones, you little shit!

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All right, good, good, good, good, good.
Yeah, tell me I run down the whole

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lineup of HBO Sunday night shows.

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You're banned from watching Girl!

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No!

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And Weed!

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No more Bored to Death!

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They canceled Bored to Death.

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Oh, um... No more Boardwalk Empire!

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Bullshit! Ride that shit!

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Ride that shit! Ride that shit like evil
can evil!

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Ride it!

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Hey, Victoria, it's Sunday night. You
want to watch some HBO?

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Would you pay me more?

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I wasn't planning on it.

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No!

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Just running a little behind. I'll be
there soon.

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I'm going to say how Corinne is a big
movie fan.

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Yeah, I make it a point to see all the
Oscar -nominated movies every year.

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Well, that's great. Do you have any
favorites?

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Let's see.

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Well, I'm going to have to break it down
genre by genre.

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Family Up is a really good family film.
I cried.

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Oh, my God, you cried.

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We did, like, the first minute.

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Did you?

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I had to pick my favorite action and be
Saving Private Ryan. Classic. So

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visceral. A lot of guys like action
films, but I do too.

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Mitch, you love Saving Private Ryan. He
does?

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Yeah. Wow.

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Yeah. A lot of things in common. I think
we watched it together maybe. I just

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think it's really disappointing how in
so many movies they use sex in such a

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gratuitous fashion.

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It's really, really tasteless.

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No, I couldn't agree more.

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And the film industry thinks we want to
see tits in every other scene to be

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satisfied. It's ridiculous.

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Am I right? Thank you. Well, that's one
point we don't agree on.

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Just the one.

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Well, yeah.

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No, I'm going to run to the bathroom.

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How you doing tonight?

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Good, good, thank you.

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So?

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I'm doing great. What the fuck, man?

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Excuse me.

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You're looking at Corinne like she's
some kind of leper.

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I'm not looking to get set up, okay? You
insist.

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It's the only reason I'm here. Yeah,
you're in the goddamn bathroom.

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Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong with the
bathroom? He didn't mean anything by it.

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I'm sorry. You gotta get your shit
together, man.

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You can't keep living like this.

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How's he living?

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Yeah, how am I living?

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You've got real issues.

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Like what?

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Like having to get up in the middle of
dinner and come in here and rub one out.

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I knew that.

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Yep, that's what I thought.

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JP, I'm trying here, man. I just, I
don't want to be here. You're on the app

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again, aren't you? What app? You know
what the fuck app I'm talking about? The

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sex app. Sir, sir, please keep... God
damn it!

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You were so fucking intrusive for a
bathroom attendant.

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Is there a sex app? Well, I mean, yeah,
it just kind of connects you with other

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people looking to get it in. I heard
about this. Yeah, my cousin was talking

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about this. Oh, man, I got to get on
that.

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Fuck. You'd clean up. You should.

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I actually just made a connection. There
we go. No, no, no.

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Do not bail out on me. You cannot do
this to me.

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Tell her I'm not feeling well if you
want to go with IBS. I'm fine with that.

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Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. I'm sorry, man.

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What shop is it? Is it this one?

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What was the name of that? I don't know,
man. Could you give me one of those

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little... Are those eye drops or mints?
Oh, these are mints and eye drops. I

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have both. Whatever you need. This is
sort of a weird thing to say.

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Okay. But I feel like I could imagine
what I would do.

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Oh, wow.

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That's amazing.

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They were really cute. Yeah.

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And smart.

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Where's Mitch?

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Are you familiar with IBF?

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housing.

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Sure, you can buy me a drink.

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Good to know.

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Is that how you treat a lady who shows
interest?

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You asked for a free drink. You didn't
show interest.

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Were you expecting a blowjob right out
of the gate?

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Offering something would indicate more
interest than asking for something.

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You don't want to get to know each other
first?

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Should I buy you a drink or prefer the
blowjob?

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Fine, I'll start.

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My name is Victoria.

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And I moved here two years ago after I
graduated from Stanford.

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I'm currently reading a book on Gandhi.

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I continue to sleep on my stomach no
matter how many times my chiropractor

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me not to. You shouldn't do that. And I
call bullshit on anyone suddenly

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becoming allergic to gluten in the last
five years.

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Liars.

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You must be Miss Juicy 34.

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What?

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From the sex app, Climax.

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See, you're not here to have sex with
me.

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Uh, I don't know what you're talking
about, but, um, it's a thousand for the

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hour, three for the night.

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You're a hooker. I didn't beg you.

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I'm an escort.

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Yeah, you escort men's penises inside
you for money.

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Fuck you.

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Look, you're barking up the wrong tree,
all right? I couldn't afford you anyway.

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Well, then maybe dress in your tax
bracket and don't come to swanky hotels.

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For your information, this is all H andM.
And I'm here to meet a girl. Yeah, from

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a sex app.

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Pervert. Pervert? You're the hooker.

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Escort. Is your name even Victorian?

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What do you think?

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For what it's worth, everything else I
told you is true.

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Yeah, even the Stanford thing?

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Everything.

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Who are you?

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Fine. I need the obituary for Dr. Filler
and Elaine Ackerton. Yeah, got that

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right here.

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Um, Filler, Ackerton.

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There you go.

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I can always count on you, Mitch.

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And hey, can you stop by my office in
about ten?

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I want to run something by you. Yeah,
sure. Is it about getting new computers?

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Because I think that would really boost
morale.

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There is no easy way to say this.

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But you know how you're currently an
employee of the company?

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Yeah, I do.

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You're not going to be when you leave
this office.

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But you just said everything was all
right.

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Interesting.

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I just needed you to come to my office,
and I didn't want you to think I was

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firing you. But I'm the best journalist
you have on the team. You even said to

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me last week, Mitch, you're the best
journalist we have on the team, so I'm

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a little confused as to where... If it
makes you feel any better, this decision

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had nothing to do with Merritt.

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Uh, then... Then what?

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If I let Patty go, here comes the ageism
lawsuit.

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If I fire Donnell...

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You can connect the dots.

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And I was very clear about not fucking
the interns.

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You know, that guy's a slimy fucking
bastard. He's lucky I don't rip his head

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off.

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I told him not to act like a big
swinging dick with you around or you'd

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right back up his ass.

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Yeah, right. Hey, Don, you've met my
cousin Mitch, right?

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The sex addict dude?

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Yep.

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Just taking a little survey.

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Well, have fun with that.

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Thanks, bud. I'll talk to you soon.

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That how you like being known?

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The only reason that's my rap is because
you tell people that.

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How do you think small talk works? When
there's an awkward silence, what else do

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you expect me to say?

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Like anything else.

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Seriously, anything else.

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You know, I used to think any guy would
be a sex addict if he could, and now

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that I know one, it's real, and it is
scary.

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Luke, are we getting lunch or what?

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I'm just saying, Mitch, you're 27 years
old, you're unemployed, no money, no

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girlfriend, you don't talk to anyone
anymore.

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I'm talking to you right now, aren't I?

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There are 20 billion people in the
world.

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I don't think that's true.

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Mitch, I'm your only friend.

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Do you know how much pressure that puts
me under?

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Look, man, I don't get on your ass for
going to all those dubstep concerts

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you're way too old for. I'm right in the
middle of the demographic!

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Okay, what you did to me and Alex the
other night really made us look bad. And

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the Mitch I used to know would never
have bailed like that.

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Clearly you've got something going on.
If you're not working right now, maybe

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it's time to get some help.

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Are you hungry? Yeah, that's why I'm
here. You said let's get lunch. Why do

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keep putting?

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Because you kept putting on your tie.

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I don't have to tell you how tough it is
in the newspaper business right now.

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Our only hope is that something should
happen to the Internet.

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Something like, say, a solar flare or
something that knocks out all the

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electricity.

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Then we'd be in business.

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We can only hope.

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So is there, like, a job opening?

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Nothing.

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Our numbers are tight as is, unless...
you could work for free I don't really

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see how we would make it work you won't
work for free will you

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no

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This is Mission magazine.

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We don't cover obituaries and local
interest.

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Right. Well, sure, I covered obituaries,
but I also wrote features for other

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sections as well. They're on there.

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Finding the right gastroenterologist for
you.

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Believe it or not, a reader wrote in
actually saying how that article saved

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life. So, I mean, I kind of feel good
about that one.

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You know what? Thanks for coming in, but
I just don't think I see anything here

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that indicates your sensibilities would
resonate with our readers. But give it.

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Well, thanks.

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Thanks for your time.

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You know what?

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Just give me a shot.

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I'll write something on spec, something
your audience would actually read.

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What do you have to lose?

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I have an open position, but I've got
two writers writing something for it. So

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can throw you into the mix, but you are
going to need to write something that I

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can actually print.

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I can't publish.

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what using the semicolon says about you.
Yeah, no, no more semicolons. We're

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going to write something interesting
here.

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Should I leave this here? No, I think
I've seen enough.

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Why you make me track you down like a
criminal?

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Junior, hey!

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No, I was just about to stop by your
apartment. You stopped nowhere.

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Rent is due by the end of the week, and
you still haven't paid me food for last

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month. And I was just about to... Look,
I'm not going to play this game with you

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no more, Cabal.

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You pay the rent by Friday, or I'll
evict you, and I take whatever stuff you

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have in there.

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The louche.

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Nice to me.

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That's expensive stuff.

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If you can afford me coconuts, like some
prince, you can afford to pay the rent.

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So I assume I'm not going to see that
back, or... It's yours. Yep.

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Hey, man, do you happen to know a
regular here by the name Victoria? She

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around a lot.

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You a cop?

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Do I look like a cop?

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Because if you're a cop, you've got to
tell me.

244
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,860
I mean, I don't think that's true, but
no, I'm not a cop.

245
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Prove it.

246
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:10,060
I mean, I just said I'm not a cop. I
don't know what more I can do.

247
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:14,860
You know, certain women, they have their
clients take out their junk just to

248
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prove that they're not a cop.

249
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So why don't you show me a ball?

250
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That should do it.

251
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,780
I'm not going to take my balls out in
the middle of the bar, man.

252
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,640
I said one ball.

253
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:28,030
Look, this is getting weird. Can you
just tell me if Victoria... We're going

254
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pay for this.

255
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:32,130
You're not going to pay for this?

256
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Victoria.

257
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Or whatever your real name is.

258
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Oh, God.

259
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:50,910
Are you like one of those guys that's
seen Pretty Woman too many times?

260
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I've never seen Pretty Woman.

261
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:54,710
I don't believe you.

262
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:58,950
Of course I've seen Pretty Woman. Who
hasn't seen Pretty Woman? Here in

263
00:19:58,950 --> 00:20:00,170
at the Twine. It's a great movie.

264
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,730
Wait, I just have to ask you something.

265
00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:07,590
Look, I'm not trying to save you or
sleep with you, for that matter. All I

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to do is write a story. An interesting
one. I think you have one. Well, that's

267
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:14,590
great. So my family can find out I'm an
escort in some idiot's Tumblr. No, no,

268
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,910
no. Look, it's not for a blog.

269
00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:17,490
It's for, like, a legit magazine.

270
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,010
Well, let me see a card.

271
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:24,100
Well, I don't technically work for them
yet. This is my application piece.

272
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:25,340
You're full of shit.

273
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,240
Usual. Vodka, rocks, two limes.

274
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,060
This guy's a cop.

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00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,720
You're a cop? I'm not a cop.

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He was in here earlier.

277
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He wouldn't show his nuts.

278
00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:35,280
That's a tell. What?

279
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,320
How is that a tell?

280
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,900
Because you didn't do it.

281
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,780
Let's get to my dear turn, please.

282
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:46,680
I know you have to have your guard up
doing what you do, but I'm a decent guy.

283
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,060
I swear.

284
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:56,920
I just lost my job working at this
newspaper, and I'm trying to land this

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00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,719
this magazine.

286
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,920
All I want to do is tell an interesting
story, and I think you have one.

287
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,360
Yeah? What story would that be?

288
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:12,260
You know, you're a Stanford -educated...
Escort.

289
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,580
Yeah. Sure.

290
00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:17,330
We can take that angle if you want. All
right, buddy. Look, I'm not interested

291
00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:21,070
in being your hooker with a heart of
gold or being some pity piece about how

292
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:24,870
system failed me or whatever bullshit
angle you're taking. Look, I'm not apt

293
00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:27,470
make you look bad. Just let me follow
you around for like a week or two. You

294
00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:28,470
won't even notice I'm there.

295
00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:30,030
No. Final answer. Sorry.

296
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:31,870
Wait, just here.

297
00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:35,610
Yes, record me there. Take that in case
you change your mind.

298
00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:38,390
Think about it.

299
00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:04,850
I'm so into you, baby.

300
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,650
I'm getting wet just thinking about what
you're going to do.

301
00:22:09,790 --> 00:22:10,790
Hey,

302
00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,610
I said no kissing. I'm not going to say
it again. Come on, baby.

303
00:22:14,090 --> 00:22:15,090
I could be your boyfriend.

304
00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:20,450
No, stop it. It's over, asshole.

305
00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:22,910
Don't be such a goddamn bitch.

306
00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:25,830
No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

307
00:22:26,230 --> 00:22:27,750
I'm getting what I paid for.

308
00:22:56,830 --> 00:22:58,010
Need a bit of a favor.

309
00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:07,570
Hey, I swear to God, I can't fucking do
this anymore.

310
00:23:07,990 --> 00:23:08,990
Why? What happened?

311
00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:13,970
I'm fine. I'm just, like, a little bit
rattled.

312
00:23:15,570 --> 00:23:16,830
Fucking scumbag.

313
00:23:17,690 --> 00:23:19,550
What, did he try to stick up in that
beautiful ass again?

314
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,280
Just a drunk, coked -out bullshit.

315
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:31,800
I still think my ass is beautiful.

316
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,080
It's a dangerous world out there.

317
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,240
You ever think about getting back with
Sebastian?

318
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:41,280
Hell no. I don't want a pimp. It makes
it feel way too real.

319
00:23:42,660 --> 00:23:45,560
Plus, that fucker took half my money and
I did all the work.

320
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:49,280
Well, what happened tonight would not
happen if you had someone there with

321
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,440
That's all I'm saying.

322
00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:53,260
Yeah.

323
00:24:17,439 --> 00:24:19,520
Maybe. Hey, you find a parking spot
okay?

324
00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,660
I actually walked here. I don't have a
car.

325
00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:27,120
You don't have a car in L .A.? Yeah, or
any other city. I don't have a car.

326
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaking of, nice one. I like it.

327
00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:33,140
Thanks.

328
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:38,180
Is that, like, an environmental issue,
or...? No, my life's just pretty

329
00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:41,400
contained to this area, so... I don't
need a car.

330
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,040
So what made you come around?

331
00:24:50,330 --> 00:24:53,490
Does it matter? You seem really
desperate and thick. Just be glad I'm

332
00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:54,490
you do this.

333
00:24:54,570 --> 00:24:55,570
Huh.

334
00:24:55,990 --> 00:24:56,990
A charity case.

335
00:24:57,290 --> 00:24:58,290
I'll take it.

336
00:24:58,950 --> 00:25:02,110
So are you from around here, or...?
Don't you have something to write this

337
00:25:02,110 --> 00:25:03,930
with? No, I just prefer to listen.

338
00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:07,530
Oh, God. Are you like one of those
waiters who doesn't write anything down

339
00:25:07,530 --> 00:25:08,650
then fucks the order all up?

340
00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:10,510
Uh, no.

341
00:25:11,070 --> 00:25:13,270
I'm like one of those waiters who
doesn't write anything down and gets it

342
00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:14,630
right. By the way...

343
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,580
No names, places, pictures, nothing that
can tie me to this article or I will

344
00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:20,800
rip your balls off. I don't even know
your real name.

345
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,280
Where are we going, anyway?

346
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,480
I have an 11 o 'clock.

347
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,080
In the morning?

348
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:33,780
Hey, Ruth, I'm so sorry I'm late. Oh, no
problem, Natalie. Jared's waiting in

349
00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:35,060
the kitchen. Did you hear that, Natalie?

350
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,420
Jared's waiting in the kitchen, Natalie.

351
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:42,120
And who's there? Oh, hi, I'm Mitch. A
friend from out of town. He has nothing

352
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,600
do today because he has no friends.

353
00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:45,670
Also, he's a little low.

354
00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:47,830
Do you mind if we hang out here for the
hour?

355
00:25:48,170 --> 00:25:50,170
Oh, bless his heart. Of course. Come in.

356
00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:52,310
Thanks. Hey, this is weird.

357
00:25:53,030 --> 00:25:54,530
Who's Jared? Her 10 -year -old son.

358
00:25:55,730 --> 00:25:57,470
She's going to have sex with her 10
-year -old son?

359
00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:00,490
This is weird. You know what? I can't do
this. Shut up. Pretend you don't exist

360
00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:01,490
and shut the door.

361
00:26:03,070 --> 00:26:04,690
For the record, I'm not comfortable with
this.

362
00:26:08,790 --> 00:26:10,990
Great. So what do all these equations
have in common?

363
00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:21,220
So why do you tutor when you're pulling
in over a thousand bucks a night?

364
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,200
Escorts have family members that ask
questions, too.

365
00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:26,660
Believe it or not, I actually enjoy
teaching.

366
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,560
You know, my tutor was a 300 -pound guy
whose breath smelled like salami.

367
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:32,060
Lovely.

368
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,060
How do you get into this in the first
place?

369
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,699
Don't do that.

370
00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,500
Do what? Don't ask questions.

371
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:41,180
How am I supposed to do my job, then?

372
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,860
Just don't make it feel like an
interview, you know? Let's just be flat.

373
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,760
You do our front, right?

374
00:26:49,009 --> 00:26:53,090
Yeah, and I ask them questions when I
want to know things. Dad, I can already

375
00:26:53,090 --> 00:26:54,590
tell you're going to be so fucking
annoying.

376
00:26:55,390 --> 00:26:59,070
Come here, two carrots, two cups of
azucar beans.

377
00:26:59,650 --> 00:27:03,850
My baby, she knows how to keep that
bigger than me.

378
00:27:05,370 --> 00:27:06,370
That would be cute, babe.

379
00:27:06,650 --> 00:27:07,670
Why is more of that cute?

380
00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:08,910
Oh, yeah.

381
00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:11,590
Oh, it's for you.

382
00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:12,870
Oh, yeah.

383
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:15,310
Hey, guys, please stop having sex. We
have company.

384
00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:16,509
Hi, babe.

385
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:17,510
Hey, babe.

386
00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:20,930
Hey! Dominic, Dana, this is Mitch.
Mitch. Hey.

387
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,990
My friend. Hey. Hey,

388
00:27:24,170 --> 00:27:25,890
Mitch. What did you think of my song?

389
00:27:26,590 --> 00:27:29,450
It was, uh, inspiring.

390
00:27:32,010 --> 00:27:33,010
Rock on.

391
00:27:35,350 --> 00:27:39,310
Dominic's going to be the next Bob Dylan
and John Mayer and Bruno Mars or

392
00:27:39,310 --> 00:27:41,110
something. Certainly a wide range.

393
00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:42,370
Mm -hmm.

394
00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:44,530
Hey, thanks, man.

395
00:27:45,610 --> 00:27:46,610
Appreciate that.

396
00:27:47,310 --> 00:27:48,310
Means a lot.

397
00:27:52,550 --> 00:27:54,390
You guys should totally stay for lunch.

398
00:27:54,650 --> 00:27:55,650
Yeah.

399
00:28:00,390 --> 00:28:02,270
Shit. Yeah. I just ate.

400
00:28:02,590 --> 00:28:06,670
I'm really full, which is unfortunate
because this all looks delicious, but...

401
00:28:06,670 --> 00:28:12,410
So the night car, the downtown loft, is
this all you or did your

402
00:28:12,410 --> 00:28:16,710
parents... Have money when you were
growing up? They help you out? What's

403
00:28:16,710 --> 00:28:17,429
on here?

404
00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:18,870
Single mom, high school teacher.

405
00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:20,890
What about your dad?

406
00:28:21,850 --> 00:28:22,850
Never met him.

407
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:29,330
I'm still having trouble kind of
wrapping my head around you. I mean,

408
00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:34,310
great school, got a great education.
You're not awful looking.

409
00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:35,930
Just don't understand.

410
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,960
Come on, you've got to give me
something.

411
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,620
After graduation, I had to get a job
that paid enough to put a dent in my

412
00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:54,580
student loans. I checked off all the
boxes.

413
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,740
Okay, well, there are plenty of normal
jobs that pay well, right? Yeah, not

414
00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:01,300
this. Once I hit a certain number, I'll
call it quits.

415
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,280
I've got some ideas of what I want to
do, but for now, this is it.

416
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,520
Number? What kind of number are we
talking about?

417
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,400
Last year, I made $213 ,000 tax -free.

418
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,480
I figure at that rate, another two and a
half years...

419
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,070
And I'll have the flexibility to do what
I want.

420
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,130
Holy shit.

421
00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:20,750
Gotta get ready.

422
00:29:20,870 --> 00:29:21,870
Don't be so shocked.

423
00:29:24,810 --> 00:29:26,350
So, tell me about yourself.

424
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:28,010
Who is Mitchell Cooper?

425
00:29:28,650 --> 00:29:32,030
Can't we just be, like, friends and,
like, hang out and chill and not ask

426
00:29:32,030 --> 00:29:33,030
questions? Hey, asshole.

427
00:29:33,050 --> 00:29:34,050
I don't sound like that.

428
00:29:35,230 --> 00:29:36,230
What do you want to know?

429
00:29:36,430 --> 00:29:37,430
I don't know.

430
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:38,610
Anything, whatever.

431
00:29:38,630 --> 00:29:41,210
Just people with normalized sex, maybe.

432
00:29:42,270 --> 00:29:44,040
Normal. Is that what you think of me?

433
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:46,780
I don't know.

434
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:51,860
Let's see. Well, I worked at the Los
Angeles Review.

435
00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:54,160
I mostly wrote for the obituary section.

436
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:57,680
That's kind of cool. I'm like a gothic
loner kind of way.

437
00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:04,800
I don't know. I kind of enjoy finding
the best possible combination of words

438
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,000
tell someone's story, you know?

439
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:11,140
I like it when I read the obituary and I
look at the picture of the person

440
00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:12,140
smiling.

441
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,340
Looking all happy, and you forget about
the pancreatic cancer, or whatever shit

442
00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:17,340
happened.

443
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,400
It's nice.

444
00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:19,420
Is it me up?

445
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:25,320
Um... Yeah. Sure.

446
00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:32,399
Yeah,

447
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:38,920
um...

448
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,920
Sipped up.

449
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,560
If you're going to be seen with me, I
can't have you wearing that.

450
00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:48,060
What's wrong with what I'm wearing?

451
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,500
You look like Mr. Rogers.

452
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,880
What?

453
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,280
I look like a band member from Jesse and
the Rippers from Full House.

454
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,259
That's what.

455
00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:07,940
I think you look hip and handsome. I
think you're wrong.

456
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,340
In a Robin Thicke video?

457
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,840
A little bit.

458
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,840
If you're going to be singing with me,
this is what you're wearing.

459
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,180
You just get a couple different colored
t -shirts. You rotate them around. It'll

460
00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:20,180
be like a whole new outfit.

461
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,740
The chain looks great on you. It does.

462
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:26,580
You can wait at the bar until I rent a
client.

463
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,880
Don't leave. When I do get somebody, I'm
going to go to room 1516. Just wait in

464
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:31,880
the hall until I'm done.

465
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,140
Remember, you're a ghost.

466
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:37,260
But if I do summon you, you may engage
me.

467
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,120
Engage you?

468
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:41,180
What are you, the NSA?

469
00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:43,410
Do I look like I'm laughing?

470
00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:45,690
On the outside, no, but maybe on the
inside?

471
00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:47,050
No. Okay.

472
00:31:51,770 --> 00:31:53,010
Have a drink? No.

473
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:55,990
Would you pay to have sex with me?

474
00:31:57,930 --> 00:32:00,670
I thought we've already been through
this. I can't afford you.

475
00:32:01,230 --> 00:32:03,910
I know, but, like, am I fucking hot
enough?

476
00:32:05,630 --> 00:32:09,370
Oh, when the pros need a pep talk once
in a while, huh?

477
00:32:11,770 --> 00:32:12,770
I mean, yeah, you're hot.

478
00:32:56,190 --> 00:32:59,510
Bullshit. What, you don't think it's
possible for me to enjoy the sex?

479
00:32:59,790 --> 00:33:02,070
Not to that degree, and certainly not
with a guy like that.

480
00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:05,730
I gotta have something for them to come
back for. I mean, it's all about

481
00:33:05,730 --> 00:33:06,850
generating regulars.

482
00:33:07,090 --> 00:33:10,130
What, you think those artificial orgasm
noises is what brings them back?

483
00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:11,990
Did I get rave reviews?

484
00:33:12,930 --> 00:33:15,090
I'll be sure to check out your Yelp page
when I get home.

485
00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:16,370
Oh, you should.

486
00:33:17,010 --> 00:33:18,010
Five stars.

487
00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:22,930
He's texting so much. Girlfriend?

488
00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:25,430
No, just... people.

489
00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:28,610
Alright, meet me here tomorrow, 10am.

490
00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:30,510
Alright.

491
00:33:30,830 --> 00:33:31,830
Hey.

492
00:33:32,919 --> 00:33:34,580
Seriously, thanks for doing this.

493
00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:38,260
Ride's on me.

494
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,220
It's nice of them to give me a
complimentary tea.

495
00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:48,260
So do you have a pimp, or do you do all
your own bookings?

496
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,520
All generated by yours truly.

497
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,640
An entrepreneur.

498
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,560
Why go pimpless?

499
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,140
They take too much of the pie for what
they're worth.

500
00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:00,460
But isn't it, like, dangerous for you to
be out there all alone?

501
00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:04,610
I'm not going to answer another question
until you man up and get a pedicure.

502
00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:08,449
No, I'm not going to get a pedicure.
I've never had a pedicure before. I'm

503
00:34:08,449 --> 00:34:09,388
going to get a pedicure.

504
00:34:09,389 --> 00:34:11,050
Hey, do manicures come with it?

505
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,550
No, that's extra. Would you like one?

506
00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:17,409
Well, let's figure since we're here,
right?

507
00:34:17,650 --> 00:34:20,730
Right. One -stop shopping sort of thing.

508
00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:25,090
No polish, though. No, of course not. No
polish.

509
00:34:25,770 --> 00:34:30,030
Yeah, it varies. Anywhere from two to
eight guys a week.

510
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,100
Most of them are regulars.

511
00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:34,940
Wait, let's just back up a little bit.
How do you even get into this in the

512
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:35,940
first place?

513
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:40,139
Well, Dana had just started working and
she was making all this money while I

514
00:34:40,139 --> 00:34:41,540
was barely covering the rest of the
tutoring.

515
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:46,780
And, um, one night she took me to a club
and introduced me to a pimp.

516
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,659
Oh, so you did have a pimp at one point.

517
00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:51,679
Yes.

518
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:53,300
Yeah,

519
00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,020
for a minute. Fuck.

520
00:35:03,850 --> 00:35:09,750
He gave me the $900 price tag and called
over one of his clients. And before I

521
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:15,290
knew it, his client came over and pulls
out a lot of cash and puts it right in

522
00:35:15,290 --> 00:35:16,169
front of me.

523
00:35:16,170 --> 00:35:19,190
You tell yourself that you would never
do something like that for money.

524
00:35:21,090 --> 00:35:25,390
But when it's staring at you right in
the face...

525
00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:30,770
Come on.

526
00:35:31,050 --> 00:35:32,050
Let's play another game.

527
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,580
Another day where I kick your ass. All
right, this is unfair.

528
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:39,620
I don't have this version. I've got two
years ago.

529
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:44,800
Well, aren't you guys in a celebratory
mood?

530
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:51,400
Celebrating Benny's promotion, huh? You
little prick, right? Now, I bet he has

531
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,920
sucked more dick than you to get where
you are. Right there, Benny. Right?

532
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:58,700
Come on, relax.

533
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,460
Sweet tits, okay? We're just having some
fun, all right? Let's have another

534
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,460
shot.

535
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,080
Whoa, whoa, group, group table here.

536
00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:15,520
Shut the fuck up, Benny, all right?
Drink your drink, all right? She can

537
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:19,560
it. She can take pretty much anything I
can give her, right, huh?

538
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,160
You fucking slut.

539
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:30,220
You know how many clocks you would have
to sit on to pay for a shirt like that?

540
00:36:36,470 --> 00:36:37,790
Something going on over here?

541
00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:41,470
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Mind your own
fucking business, pal, okay?

542
00:36:43,090 --> 00:36:46,250
No, he's not going to mind his own
business because he's my bodyguard. And

543
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:48,870
you don't shut the fuck up, he's going
to beat the crap out of you.

544
00:36:49,210 --> 00:36:51,170
Oh, wow.

545
00:36:55,490 --> 00:36:56,490
Tough guy.

546
00:36:59,910 --> 00:37:00,910
You heard her.

547
00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:03,410
If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going
to...

548
00:37:08,110 --> 00:37:09,310
I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

549
00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:11,430
Fuck this.

550
00:37:23,770 --> 00:37:24,770
Wait, wait.

551
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:32,740
Wait. Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, wait, wait,
wait. What, are you using me?

552
00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:35,960
Like some sort of pimp? Okay, we're
using each other. You get what you want,

553
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,440
I get what I want. I can't beat up five
guys. I'm not Bruce Lee.

554
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:40,280
They're all taught that I can actually
do anything.

555
00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:41,940
Probably.

556
00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:46,420
Think how great your article will be.

557
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,560
Don't get me killed, okay?

558
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:00,180
Who keeps texting you?

559
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,700
People text. Friends text. I'm sure you
text. Yeah, but that's like the text

560
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,340
frequency of a very desperate woman.

561
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,080
Hey, we're done here, right?

562
00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:09,060
Yeah, I guess.

563
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,360
All right.

564
00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:12,780
See you later.

565
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,360
Just like that.

566
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,120
Since when does a pimp have to explain
anything to his hoe?

567
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:52,100
Planning on it.

568
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,060
Jones, stop.

569
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,280
Jones, stop. Jones, stop. Like I said,
I'm not planning on it.

570
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:07,120
I only caught the end.

571
00:40:20,490 --> 00:40:24,570
but I think you were doing a little too
much. You followed me. Yeah, I followed

572
00:40:24,570 --> 00:40:29,130
you. All that text messaging, you were
giving me like a creepy drug pin vibe.

573
00:40:29,730 --> 00:40:35,350
I need to know what it was, and now I
know. No, a prostitute was worried about

574
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:36,750
being linked to a seedy underworld.

575
00:40:37,090 --> 00:40:39,830
Yeah, if you're going to be in charge of
my safety, I need to know that you're

576
00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:43,050
not going to just sketch off and leave
me with a potentially dangerous client.

577
00:40:43,290 --> 00:40:44,650
I thought you said this wasn't going to
be dangerous.

578
00:40:44,930 --> 00:40:47,530
It's not going to be dangerous for you.
I'm a sitting duck out there.

579
00:40:48,150 --> 00:40:49,710
Look, you're my ticket to that job.

580
00:40:50,609 --> 00:40:51,950
Okay, I'm not just going to leave you.

581
00:40:53,710 --> 00:40:55,490
I just wanted to be clear. We're clear.

582
00:40:56,090 --> 00:40:57,090
Perfect.

583
00:40:59,370 --> 00:41:00,370
How'd you meet her?

584
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:01,750
Who?

585
00:41:02,130 --> 00:41:04,950
The girl you had been told for the
bathroom thing. I'm sure she had the

586
00:41:13,330 --> 00:41:15,550
I'm sure she does, but I don't know it.

587
00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:19,050
Okay, look, that app connected us.

588
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,340
All right, what do I care if she's on
her shift break?

589
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,520
Is this a rare occurrence?

590
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,360
No.

591
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,540
This is fascinating.

592
00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:32,220
Do you get tested?

593
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,100
Often. What's been your worst scare?

594
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,499
Hep B.

595
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,500
Hep C.

596
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,280
Seriously? Seriously.

597
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,660
But you're all like... Yeah,
everything's fine. You?

598
00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:43,860
Oh, I'm fine.

599
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,800
In a two -week wait. Holy shit, right?

600
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:48,279
Couldn't eat.

601
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,280
I couldn't sleep.

602
00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:56,320
The worst part is going to that clinic
and sitting all alone.

603
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,360
It's awful.

604
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,340
And the place smells like a funeral
home.

605
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:09,940
The hung poster of the ethnically
diverse FTD -free people just kind of

606
00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:12,140
there. Yeah, what the fuck is that
about?

607
00:42:16,970 --> 00:42:20,750
Hey, I don't know what you're doing on
Sunday, but I'm heading to my dad's

608
00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:23,010
for dinner. You want me to meet your
family?

609
00:42:24,770 --> 00:42:27,230
Not my family. I mean, it's just my dad
and my sister.

610
00:42:28,410 --> 00:42:29,710
But, yeah, it'll be fun.

611
00:42:31,130 --> 00:42:32,130
What's this really about?

612
00:42:34,150 --> 00:42:35,049
What do you mean?

613
00:42:35,050 --> 00:42:37,330
I thought it was poor form to bring your
work home with you.

614
00:42:37,750 --> 00:42:39,370
Well, you're our presentable piece of
work.

615
00:42:41,870 --> 00:42:45,490
Okay, look, my family thinks that I'm
kind of like a big fuck -up.

616
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:50,520
And, well, you're smart, and pretty, and
personable, and if I were to bring

617
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,580
someone like you home, then, you know, I
think I'm getting my shit together.

618
00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:57,500
You think I'm pretty?

619
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,180
But, uh... Jay, help me out.

620
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,800
I suppose I'll wear something paid for,
girl -friendly.

621
00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:12,260
But I'm not holding your hand, and you
can't call me babe, or boo, or anything

622
00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:13,259
that starts with a B.

623
00:43:13,260 --> 00:43:14,460
Oh, my God, Monkey, you're gonna be
great.

624
00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:15,740
Don't even.

625
00:43:20,270 --> 00:43:22,590
With all the time you're spending on
this article, it better be good, man.

626
00:43:23,490 --> 00:43:24,870
That's good, I think.

627
00:43:25,650 --> 00:43:26,650
I don't know.

628
00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:29,350
Wow. You sound super confident.

629
00:43:29,870 --> 00:43:30,970
How far into it are you?

630
00:43:31,390 --> 00:43:33,230
I'm still in the researching stage.

631
00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,510
You going to tell me what it's about or
what?

632
00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:37,950
Nope.

633
00:43:39,410 --> 00:43:41,490
Why? You're just going to be annoying
about it.

634
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:43,250
Am I ever annoying?

635
00:43:44,630 --> 00:43:47,770
Fine. It's some profile on some girl.

636
00:43:47,990 --> 00:43:48,990
It's nothing.

637
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:51,900
And she's topical? Why?

638
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,660
Well, uh, she went to Stanford.

639
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:03,440
Second tier school, but... And, um, you
know, men pay her for sex.

640
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,940
You're doing a profile on a prostitute?

641
00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:14,400
Well, I don't want to get technical
about it, I guess, but... Well, I do say

642
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,900
write what you know. What are you
fucking doing?

643
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,580
You didn't tell me you were Bruce
fucking Wayne.

644
00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:43,280
Is this new money? Old money?

645
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,080
What's going on here?

646
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,540
My dad was a songwriter in the 70s.

647
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,600
Probably a bunch of classics that you've
never heard of and none that I care to

648
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,600
remember.

649
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,460
Okay.

650
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:04,760
You look like Betty White's
granddaughter.

651
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,360
Did you win your chess tournament?

652
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:08,479
I did, actually.

653
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,480
I look great.

654
00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:13,320
Shit, how do I address the butler? I've
never done this. I don't have a butler.

655
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:14,960
Adam, hey!

656
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:18,360
I was beginning to think you forgot
about me. You? Come on.

657
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,600
Hey, I'm Natalie.

658
00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:21,240
Holy shit, you're pretty.

659
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:26,320
Well, you're adorable yourself, little
lady. But you're, like, so fucking

660
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,320
pretty.

661
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,400
You're, uh, you're so fucking pretty. I
like her.

662
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,120
See, Dad's not getting on you about the
cursing.

663
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,180
If he's going to make me play JV
football, he's going to have to deal

664
00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:43,180
cursing I'm exposed to.

665
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,380
Why is he making you play football?

666
00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:49,220
Because Mitch quit when he was in high
school and he doesn't want me ending up

667
00:45:49,220 --> 00:45:50,038
like him.

668
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,100
Why? What's wrong with Mitch?

669
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:55,080
Dad says he's poor and will continue to
be poor if he keeps working in a dying

670
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,720
industry. Wait here.

671
00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:00,460
Home. I love it.

672
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,280
workout video these days.

673
00:46:12,220 --> 00:46:13,220
Mitchell.

674
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,640
Dad, hey.

675
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:18,700
Yeah.

676
00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:20,840
Yeah, you too.

677
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:24,340
You're wearing your contact lenses
again, aren't you? Yeah.

678
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:27,320
You look a lot less anal without your
glasses.

679
00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:29,700
Thank you, I think.

680
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:31,980
And this must be?

681
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,200
I'm Natalie.

682
00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:34,420
Gorgeous.

683
00:46:34,660 --> 00:46:35,660
Just gorgeous.

684
00:46:35,820 --> 00:46:37,600
I'm Charles. You have a beautiful home.

685
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,060
Yeah, it's all right.

686
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:43,400
It's been a while since Mitchell brought
a girlfriend around here. How long you

687
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,480
two been dating?

688
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:51,920
Uh, four to six months. We average
enough. The beginning is always weird.

689
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,880
it start with the first text message,
the first kiss? First kiss.

690
00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:56,700
Toast. Toast.

691
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,920
Monkey, why don't you write that down?
First kiss.

692
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,400
Stanford.

693
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:02,960
That's impressive.

694
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:05,520
I knew a girl from Stanford once.

695
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:07,500
Twice, actually.

696
00:47:09,340 --> 00:47:10,940
Natalie's running her own tutoring
business.

697
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:12,720
Can you tutor me in biology?

698
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,060
My teacher's got it out for me. She's a
grade A cunt.

699
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,800
Language. JV football.

700
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,160
I wish I could, but I only teach math.

701
00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:23,360
Mitchell was never any good at math.

702
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:25,340
Emily here's a whiz. Look at that.

703
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,240
Ten minutes before putting me down.

704
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,680
It's a new record. Not everybody is good
at the same things, Mitchell.

705
00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:34,460
Dad doesn't think Mitch applies himself
and says he looks to blame other people

706
00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:35,460
for his problems.

707
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,940
I think Mitch is going to be just fine.

708
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:41,700
I've actually been reading the article
that he's writing for that magazine, and

709
00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:42,700
it's really good.

710
00:47:43,580 --> 00:47:44,580
He's a great writer.

711
00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:46,420
Well, that's great news, Mitchell.

712
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,160
What's it about?

713
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:49,700
The article.

714
00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:51,380
Well,

715
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:58,020
you know when... How would I describe
this?

716
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,400
It's about me.

717
00:48:01,470 --> 00:48:02,470
And my business.

718
00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:06,990
The learning habits of children and what
motivates them and such.

719
00:48:07,990 --> 00:48:09,470
Wow, can't wait to read that one.

720
00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:11,430
No offense.

721
00:48:11,570 --> 00:48:15,090
Yeah, no disrespect to your profession,
Natalie, but it seems like if this is a

722
00:48:15,090 --> 00:48:18,370
one -shot audition thing, why not just
do something a little more, I don't

723
00:48:18,510 --> 00:48:19,510
risque?

724
00:48:20,150 --> 00:48:24,170
Well, I have a feeling if the article
gets published, the risque will pop out.

725
00:48:33,819 --> 00:48:34,819
Yeah. Hey.

726
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,120
Hey.

727
00:48:38,380 --> 00:48:39,380
Pretty great, huh?

728
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:41,300
Yeah, you might want to hang on to that
one.

729
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,400
Yeah.

730
00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:48,460
Hey, do you mind if I, uh... Uh, sure.

731
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:50,840
What can I do for you?

732
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:57,320
So, you remember last week?

733
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,240
Do you remember last week when I was
short on rent?

734
00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:05,880
Well, since I'm not going to find out
about this article for a few more weeks,

735
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,720
I'm going to be short next week, too.

736
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,860
Mitchell, you know that I don't mind
helping you out, even though my

737
00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:14,540
is begging me to stop enabling you.
Well, it's just until I get this job.

738
00:49:14,540 --> 00:49:17,600
the way, it's looking good, so I'm sure
your therapist will be fine with that.

739
00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:18,820
It's not just Dr.

740
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:20,060
Polanski.

741
00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:21,180
No?

742
00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:25,580
It's Crystal as well.

743
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:29,340
Who's Crystal? She's my astrologist. I'm
sorry, you're what? My astrologist.

744
00:49:29,740 --> 00:49:35,640
She says when Mercury is in retrograde,
like it is right now, I can't do

745
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,820
anything financially. In fact, she's
instructed me to freeze all my accounts

746
00:49:38,820 --> 00:49:39,820
the month.

747
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,620
This is a lot of time.

748
00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:48,980
I swear.

749
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,520
Mitchell, I'm sorry. I wish I could help
you out.

750
00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:55,440
Retrograde is retrograde.

751
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,160
Right.

752
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,240
Retrograde. Yeah.

753
00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:06,380
Oh,

754
00:50:07,180 --> 00:50:10,560
have you gone to any of those meetings
that Dr. Polanski suggested for the sex?

755
00:50:10,620 --> 00:50:13,400
No, I didn't. You really might want to
go. He can help you.

756
00:50:15,340 --> 00:50:16,340
I'm going to do that.

757
00:50:16,420 --> 00:50:17,420
Okay. I love you.

758
00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:24,500
Hey, just text this when you get picked
up, all right?

759
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:26,080
I'll get a ride home from one of the
girls.

760
00:50:27,470 --> 00:50:28,850
Have fun. Thanks.

761
00:50:30,150 --> 00:50:32,090
Hey, thanks for being so cool at dinner
tonight.

762
00:50:32,370 --> 00:50:35,370
I know my dad could be a little much.

763
00:50:36,030 --> 00:50:37,430
No, they're cool.

764
00:50:38,070 --> 00:50:39,070
I had fun.

765
00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:43,530
Although, if you do get this job, don't
tell your dad that I'm your prostitute

766
00:50:43,530 --> 00:50:45,790
muse. It'll break his heart.

767
00:50:46,110 --> 00:50:47,730
I really think he likes you.

768
00:50:49,170 --> 00:50:50,170
Oh.

769
00:50:52,710 --> 00:50:56,510
So, uh, you probably want to go home
now.

770
00:50:58,279 --> 00:51:00,000
What, are you kicking me out? No, no.

771
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,980
I'm saying, here's your out if you want
it.

772
00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:08,720
Yeah, what I want to do is I want to
drink wine on the porch of that giant

773
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:11,060
fucking Scarface mansion. That's what I
want to do.

774
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,940
Yeah, let's do that.

775
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,280
Why do you go to a bar to pick up guys?

776
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,000
Why don't you have, like, an online
profile?

777
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,700
I'm not a fan of the internet.

778
00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:24,120
No, it's trending downwards anyway, so I
wouldn't worry about it.

779
00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:27,580
No, really, why are you an escort?

780
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,720
I don't want to hear any bullshit about
how bad the economy is.

781
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,320
You can do anything you want.

782
00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:38,140
I can't get a job.

783
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,600
Bullshit. I don't believe that.

784
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,160
Okay, look, this is off the record.

785
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,160
What?

786
00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:50,580
No, I'm serious. You cannot put this in
the article.

787
00:51:50,980 --> 00:51:51,980
Okay.

788
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:07,700
When I was a senior in college, I made a
list of the guys that I had sex with in

789
00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:12,580
school. And I put it into this
PowerPoint presentation with pictures

790
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:14,220
like dick -sized estimates.

791
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,480
I mean, it was awesome.

792
00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:19,500
And I forwarded it to a bunch of my
girlfriends. It was a stupid joke.

793
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,760
Is there, like, a lot of guys on this
list?

794
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,400
What's a lot?

795
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:30,680
I don't know, like, 20s, 30s.

796
00:52:31,420 --> 00:52:32,540
There was a lot.

797
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,360
I was in college.

798
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,760
I enjoy sex, and I don't think that that
is anything to be ashamed of.

799
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:48,900
But one of my asshole friends decides to
forward it to one of her guy friends

800
00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:53,660
who forwards it to one of his guy
friends, and before you know it, it's

801
00:52:53,660 --> 00:52:55,240
the major blogs, the Huffington Post.

802
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:02,720
Piers Morgan was... gracious enough to
use me as an example on CNN in

803
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:08,100
his claim that our selfie generation is
the demise of civilization as we know

804
00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:09,100
it.

805
00:53:10,060 --> 00:53:11,820
I remember reading about this.

806
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:12,999
That's me.

807
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:13,799
That's you.

808
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:20,420
Try getting a job when every Google
search of your name has the word whore

809
00:53:20,420 --> 00:53:21,420
to it.

810
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,360
I figure if I'm going to be called a
whore.

811
00:53:26,830 --> 00:53:28,350
I might as well get paid, Michael.

812
00:53:32,770 --> 00:53:33,770
Sorry.

813
00:53:39,690 --> 00:53:40,950
Everybody's got something, isn't it?

814
00:53:42,270 --> 00:53:43,950
No, but that's like a big something.

815
00:53:44,350 --> 00:53:45,350
Thanks, dick.

816
00:53:51,170 --> 00:53:51,848
What's up?

817
00:53:51,850 --> 00:53:53,930
Shit. Uh, we gotta go pick up Emily.

818
00:54:00,589 --> 00:54:01,589
What happened?

819
00:54:06,970 --> 00:54:11,190
The girls wouldn't stop calling me
Icebox, and now I feel sick, too.

820
00:54:11,510 --> 00:54:12,570
I just want to go home.

821
00:54:12,890 --> 00:54:13,890
They called you what?

822
00:54:14,310 --> 00:54:16,650
Icebox, the girl who plays football on
the Little Giant.

823
00:54:17,870 --> 00:54:19,230
Little Giant, that's pretty funny.

824
00:54:21,230 --> 00:54:23,110
No, it's not funny at all.

825
00:54:23,350 --> 00:54:26,830
Why are they so mean to me? What did I
do wrong? You know what? I'm going to

826
00:54:26,830 --> 00:54:29,940
something. Nobody bullies my little
sister. No, I got this. No, you don't

827
00:54:29,940 --> 00:54:31,040
to. No, I got this.

828
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,080
She looks like one tough motherfucker.

829
00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:44,780
Language.

830
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,200
But yeah.

831
00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:56,480
You're not what I expected.

832
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:57,698
Oh, shit.

833
00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:01,640
What? That's the wrong house. Listen,
you little bitch. I knew girls like you

834
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,140
high school, and you know what happened
to them?

835
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:04,500
Come on.

836
00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:09,120
You better get your shit together and
stop picking on other girls. You don't

837
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,520
make yourself taller by standing on the
toes of others. Got it?

838
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:13,500
Dad?

839
00:55:13,820 --> 00:55:15,180
Yeah, go ahead.

840
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,300
Call your daddy. I'd like to have a word
with him, too.

841
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,560
What? Hey, you're at the wrong house.
Get back to the car. Wrong house. Get

842
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,560
to the car. Let's go.

843
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,460
My license expired five years ago.

844
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:36,580
I've got a ponytail and everything.

845
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:38,260
Why do I need to get away from you?

846
00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:44,280
Isn't it wonderful, Tom?

847
00:55:44,660 --> 00:55:45,660
Sure is.

848
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,820
Don't let those girls get to you.

849
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,720
I wish you were that easy.

850
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,360
I'm threatened by you.

851
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,160
You're on the football team, getting to
spend all that intimate time with all

852
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,640
the cute guys that they have crushes on.

853
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,320
And they're not confident, so I'm trying
to make you. You feel as sad as they

854
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,320
do.

855
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:05,740
You really think that?

856
00:56:06,660 --> 00:56:07,660
Yep.

857
00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:11,000
And if you let them get to you, then
they've won.

858
00:56:13,860 --> 00:56:18,540
You want

859
00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:23,960
to

860
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,380
go to my bedroom?

861
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,720
My bedroom's upstairs if you want to go
to sleep.

862
00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:31,700
Yeah,

863
00:56:31,820 --> 00:56:33,340
you can sleep up there. I'll sleep here
on the couch.

864
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,780
Like we have to sleep in the same
bedroom if your dad's gonna think we're

865
00:56:36,780 --> 00:56:39,100
dating. I'm being a gentleman.

866
00:56:40,860 --> 00:56:44,560
Don't be weird. I am not being weird.
You don't have to be. I am being weird.

867
00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:59,640
You need help there, Shrek?

868
00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:10,020
It was really sweet what you did for
Emily tonight.

869
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,340
Even if it meant making a harmless girl
cry.

870
00:57:14,460 --> 00:57:16,180
There are no harmless high school girls.

871
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:18,480
Really took charge.

872
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,620
Sometimes you ought to read a situation
and take the bull by the horns.

873
00:57:26,890 --> 00:57:29,690
When was the last time you kissed a guy
off the job? I don't kiss guys on the

874
00:57:29,690 --> 00:57:31,070
job. When was your last kiss?

875
00:57:33,810 --> 00:57:35,070
I don't know. It's been a while.

876
00:57:38,030 --> 00:57:39,770
Any new techniques I should know of?

877
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,000
Hey,

878
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,560
Mitch.

879
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:19,240
I want you to have this.

880
00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:22,180
What is it?

881
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:26,220
I overheard your conversation with your
dad. No, I can't take this. Take it.

882
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:27,980
You'll pay me back after you get your
new job.

883
00:58:32,850 --> 00:58:33,850
Just take it.

884
00:58:39,990 --> 00:58:42,290
Hey, so what do you do now?

885
00:58:43,850 --> 00:58:46,730
Run home, and then I have an appointment
at the clinic.

886
00:58:46,970 --> 00:58:48,350
You know the one over on Grand Avenue?

887
00:58:48,570 --> 00:58:49,690
Yeah, yeah, I like that one.

888
00:58:50,310 --> 00:58:53,310
Comfortable waiting room chairs over
there. Yeah, they're a little worn for

889
00:58:53,310 --> 00:58:56,530
liking, but not as bad as the one on
Wilshire. Oh, those are bad.

890
00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:08,980
Thank you.

891
00:59:37,390 --> 00:59:38,790
Come inside.

892
00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:44,570
So we can feel.

893
00:59:47,390 --> 00:59:50,510
Your heart I will steal.

894
00:59:51,950 --> 00:59:56,010
What would we know of the sentient life?

895
00:59:57,450 --> 01:00:01,590
We'd only know, we'd only know the life.

896
01:00:02,810 --> 01:00:06,490
And only once, and only once.

897
01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:16,279
Every day when you're done.

898
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:18,340
What are you doing here?

899
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,400
You said how much you hated these
places.

900
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,560
I don't want you to be alone.

901
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:44,500
How long you been here?

902
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Hours.

903
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:47,600
Hitting the clinic, huh?

904
01:00:48,380 --> 01:00:51,180
Quite a thoughtful gesture for a work
associate.

905
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:55,060
I'm a, uh, I'm a good friend, you know?

906
01:00:56,900 --> 01:00:58,240
Helping you build this desk, aren't I?

907
01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:01,680
Yeah. Your dad know about this escort?

908
01:01:02,820 --> 01:01:06,400
He's met her, yeah, but he doesn't,
like, know what she does.

909
01:01:07,660 --> 01:01:08,780
And you're not gonna tell him?

910
01:01:09,580 --> 01:01:11,200
Nothing to tell if nothing's going on,
right?

911
01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:14,520
Look, man, I can just talk to her about
things that I can't talk about with just

912
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,480
anyone. What's that mean? You can't talk
to me about stuff?

913
01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:18,920
She doesn't judge me, man.

914
01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:20,640
Mitch, I don't judge.

915
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:22,480
I observe.

916
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,240
And I think it's great that you got a
new buddy.

917
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:29,700
But why not bond with someone who's in
the world of Warcraft or Sudoku or water

918
01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:33,780
parks? Anything other than sex with
dudes for money.

919
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,160
That's dangerous.

920
01:01:35,790 --> 01:01:36,790
Why are you standing?

921
01:01:37,430 --> 01:01:40,610
You call me over here to help you build
a desk, and I'm doing all the work.

922
01:01:40,850 --> 01:01:41,850
I help you sometimes.

923
01:01:42,410 --> 01:01:43,410
When?

924
01:01:43,570 --> 01:01:47,150
Like, last week, I gave you a fully
loaded iPod. That was a first generation

925
01:01:47,150 --> 01:01:49,750
with a bunch of Celtic music on it. I
don't even know what I'm going to do

926
01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:51,830
that. Listen to it. Go for a fucking
jog.

927
01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:53,209
I can't.

928
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,250
It's very browsing music. Where are you
going?

929
01:01:55,510 --> 01:01:58,550
You know what? Like, every time we hang
out, all you do is just point out my

930
01:01:58,550 --> 01:02:01,310
problems. Well, here's your problem,
man. You're an asshole.

931
01:02:01,950 --> 01:02:04,330
I don't feel the need to tell you that
every single day.

932
01:02:04,910 --> 01:02:09,980
What the? Mitch, I can't do these kinds
of things.

933
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:49,240
What is this?

934
01:02:50,260 --> 01:02:51,300
Why don't you have a seat, Mitch?

935
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:53,080
We just want to talk to you.

936
01:02:55,180 --> 01:02:56,500
About what?

937
01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:58,380
Mitch, take a seat.

938
01:02:59,020 --> 01:03:01,860
If you can stand, if you're more
comfortable like that. This is for you.

939
01:03:04,740 --> 01:03:07,200
Why is Junior here? Why is my landlord
here?

940
01:03:07,540 --> 01:03:09,300
They needed me for a lock apartment.

941
01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,360
I asked, what for?

942
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,380
They tell me, I'm here to support.

943
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,080
What did they tell you?

944
01:03:17,370 --> 01:03:20,270
That you have a problem that's been
taking over your life for years?

945
01:03:20,790 --> 01:03:24,030
Even though you think you don't hurt
people, you do.

946
01:03:25,770 --> 01:03:28,350
So, J .P., you've staged an
intervention.

947
01:03:28,610 --> 01:03:31,950
There's four people here. Typically,
there's more than four.

948
01:03:32,470 --> 01:03:34,310
Well, that's part of the problem.

949
01:03:34,550 --> 01:03:37,210
These are the only people that care
enough to show up.

950
01:03:37,590 --> 01:03:40,390
You couldn't even get Allie here? No.
Thursday tennis lessons.

951
01:03:40,830 --> 01:03:44,630
That she missed last week, which turned
into this thing. J .P. told me about the

952
01:03:44,630 --> 01:03:45,810
sex app.

953
01:03:46,060 --> 01:03:47,080
thing or whatever.

954
01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:49,160
This is just getting out of hand, son.

955
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,460
Mitch, you have to stop the drinking.

956
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:56,520
It hurts the people you love, who love
you back so much.

957
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,960
I'm, uh, not an alcoholic.

958
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:00,440
Drugs.

959
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:01,940
That's even worse.

960
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,340
My son is addicted to sex.

961
01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:07,740
What? I think we got it from here, bud.
Thank you.

962
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:13,540
Son, I think it's time that you get
serious about getting some real help.

963
01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:17,380
I'm sorry. You sick? He's addicted to
sex?

964
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:21,080
As if it's a bad thing. We all care
about you, Mitch.

965
01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:23,040
We all just want to see you get better.

966
01:04:24,780 --> 01:04:26,640
And what have I ever done to you?

967
01:04:27,980 --> 01:04:30,940
Whenever I plan to visit you, you cancel
last minute.

968
01:04:31,660 --> 01:04:34,740
You've been home like four weekends in
the past two years.

969
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:38,980
You always say you're there for me, but
you're never actually there.

970
01:04:40,220 --> 01:04:42,560
Mitchell, it doesn't matter how you
ended up here.

971
01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:46,360
The important thing is where you go from
here.

972
01:04:46,820 --> 01:04:50,880
How I ended up here. You want to use
this weak -ass intervention to figure

973
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,200
how I ended up here. Crystal says...
Fuck, Crystal.

974
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,560
Hell, I'm surprised you're even here.

975
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:04,220
Shouldn't you be out walking the Great
Wall or hanging out with some energy

976
01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:05,460
-healing voodoo master?

977
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:09,240
But you know what I do remember? I
remember my high school graduation.

978
01:05:11,980 --> 01:05:14,280
So you're not being there because you're
a fucking burning man.

979
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:19,280
No, Mitch. This is bullshit.

980
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:22,040
Come on, man.

981
01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:24,220
We didn't even... This was just the
intro part.

982
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:25,740
This six up.

983
01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:27,020
How you six?

984
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,520
Six up? Just... Not a man.

985
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,760
You know.

986
01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:48,020
I'm going to head out there.

987
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:49,800
I'm here if you need me.

988
01:05:54,340 --> 01:05:55,340
All right.

989
01:05:55,820 --> 01:05:56,860
What is the deal?

990
01:05:58,900 --> 01:05:59,900
What?

991
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:01,460
Nothing. Nothing.

992
01:06:02,020 --> 01:06:04,660
You were acting weird on the way over
here, and now you're not even looking at

993
01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:05,660
me.

994
01:06:06,580 --> 01:06:07,580
I'm fine.

995
01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:13,660
Does this have anything to do with the
other night?

996
01:06:17,070 --> 01:06:18,170
I don't give a shit about that.

997
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:24,960
Hey. Jesus, the waiters here get
creepier every day.

998
01:07:25,380 --> 01:07:28,100
Miss, I can handle this, okay? Wait, you
know this guy? Hey, buddy, I think you

999
01:07:28,100 --> 01:07:32,560
brought a pen. Look, I've got a better
idea. Maybe you and your faggot necklace

1000
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,040
could get the fuck out of my face.

1001
01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:37,140
And later on, I'll take a picture of me
fucking your friend so you have

1002
01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:38,140
something to jerk off.

1003
01:08:12,339 --> 01:08:14,940
You know, you should really lock the
door if you don't want people barging

1004
01:08:17,140 --> 01:08:19,520
Since when do you give a shit about
protecting me?

1005
01:08:19,819 --> 01:08:20,819
That's what you wanted, right?

1006
01:08:21,380 --> 01:08:24,620
You wanted protection. You wanted
someone to care about you. That's

1007
01:08:24,620 --> 01:08:28,180
I did. Oh, don't give me that. You're
using me just like everybody else does.

1008
01:08:28,380 --> 01:08:31,859
Plus for your magazine article to con
your dad into giving you money. And

1009
01:08:31,859 --> 01:08:35,319
perfect. You became a hooker because you
bragged about fucking a bunch of guys

1010
01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:36,319
in college.

1011
01:08:40,649 --> 01:08:45,229
You could say that Victoria's just a
character that you play, but you like

1012
01:08:45,229 --> 01:08:46,229
job.

1013
01:08:47,450 --> 01:08:49,510
You revel in it. You're comfortable in
it.

1014
01:08:49,990 --> 01:08:50,990
You're in control.

1015
01:08:51,510 --> 01:08:52,790
You dictate the terms.

1016
01:08:53,590 --> 01:08:56,870
You don't have to worry about being
rejected by a bunch of guys who just

1017
01:08:56,870 --> 01:08:57,870
come all over you.

1018
01:08:59,490 --> 01:09:03,430
And you're just a sad person who revels
in his own self -loathing.

1019
01:09:03,870 --> 01:09:05,590
I'll end the debate for you right now,
Mitch.

1020
01:09:06,090 --> 01:09:07,510
You're not a sex addict.

1021
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:11,939
You're just an emotionally crippled
child with low self -esteem who uses sex

1022
01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:12,939
numb his feelings.

1023
01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:15,760
Your problem isn't sex. Your problem is
reality.

1024
01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:19,060
Sex is just your pathetic fucking band
-aid.

1025
01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:58,760
You exhaust me, you know.

1026
01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:04,240
Bellowing black exhaust pipe smoke.

1027
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:10,920
And the smut won't wash from this
unsuitable immigrant skin.

1028
01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:16,740
Such a villainous grace.

1029
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:22,340
Oh, I don't know what you've done to
your face.

1030
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:28,540
Some nights I can't figure out quite
where your heart is.

1031
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:39,720
Oh Los

1032
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:40,840
Angeles.

1033
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:15,640
worth me for an opportunity i didn't
have to give you a chance and i did and

1034
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:20,800
you're telling me you had this great
story and you can't write it i guess

1035
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:27,720
accurate yeah okay that's it you're not

1036
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:32,900
mad mad fuck do i care what two writers
out there who'd club a baby seal for the

1037
01:11:32,900 --> 01:11:37,120
job well look i could write something
else i just need a little bit more time

1038
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:38,340
make my decision at the end of the week

1039
01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:55,240
Well, it's none of my business, but when
you came in here, you were hungry.

1040
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:58,200
You were inspired, and you really wanted
this job.

1041
01:11:59,260 --> 01:12:01,340
Is what is not important to you anymore?

1042
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:02,800
No, it still is.

1043
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,140
If you are a journalist, you write.

1044
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:09,740
If you can do anything else, you do
anything else.

1045
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,680
If you're stuck, go back to the heart.

1046
01:12:13,140 --> 01:12:16,460
Go back to what inspired you in the
first place. You know, what really got

1047
01:12:16,460 --> 01:12:17,460
out of it.

1048
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:19,840
David. Hi, any news?

1049
01:12:22,270 --> 01:12:25,590
Okay. Um, yeah.

1050
01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:18,160
Christ, what the fuck are you doing? We
need to talk.

1051
01:13:18,780 --> 01:13:22,200
Then fucking call me. I do call you. You
don't pick up my calls. You need to

1052
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:23,079
leave. I'm working.

1053
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:24,080
Not until you hear me out.

1054
01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:25,920
Hey, come on. I'm going to call the
police.

1055
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:27,840
Then hurry.

1056
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:33,960
All right, look, I know that you don't
want to accept it, and I didn't want to

1057
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:38,520
admit it, but I like you in a way that I
didn't think I was capable.

1058
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:41,700
I know how much money is in my wallet.

1059
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:43,040
You shut the fuck up.

1060
01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:52,440
We both know that you never needed
anyone to protect you.

1061
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:54,460
You never needed that.

1062
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:22,020
Open the door. I'm working.

1063
01:14:33,060 --> 01:14:35,200
You're lucky I'm not going to call the
police on you.

1064
01:14:35,660 --> 01:14:37,020
Go home to your wife, asshole.

1065
01:15:01,420 --> 01:15:03,200
Victoria isn't just a character she
plays.

1066
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:07,060
Victoria is a character we all play.

1067
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:17,060
And tonight, some schlep of a guy will
sit alone at a bar, his head buried in

1068
01:15:17,060 --> 01:15:19,000
his phone, ordering vodka after vodka.

1069
01:15:22,580 --> 01:15:27,020
And if the powers that be decide that
tonight is his night, an escort named

1070
01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:31,750
Victoria will lean up against the bar,
tell him he can buy her a drink, And

1071
01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:33,010
blink those beautiful blue eyes.

1072
01:15:34,250 --> 01:15:38,210
And if the guy's smart, he'll never let
her slip away.

1073
01:15:52,370 --> 01:15:53,370
Natalie?

1074
01:15:58,410 --> 01:16:01,960
Your academic record... Spotless 4 .0
GPA.

1075
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:07,460
But... But what?

1076
01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:12,780
But you don't want your institution
tarnished by the PowerPoint sex girl

1077
01:16:12,780 --> 01:16:13,780
Piers Morgan Live.

1078
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,620
Thank you so much for your time.

1079
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:20,640
But your essay is the reason we're
accepting you into our MBA program.

1080
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:29,670
What? Your honesty about what happened
to you was refreshing.

1081
01:16:30,910 --> 01:16:34,970
Three of the five members of our
selection committee have children who

1082
01:16:34,970 --> 01:16:36,010
bullied on the Internet.

1083
01:16:36,370 --> 01:16:38,150
My daughter was one of them.

1084
01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:45,390
What does it say about us if we let
cyberbullying prevent a perfectly good

1085
01:16:45,390 --> 01:16:47,910
candidate from realizing her potential?

1086
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:39,100
I look like a fucking waiter. You look
good.

1087
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:41,320
Besides, that's what they make you wear
to these recitals.

1088
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:42,940
I hate clarinet.

1089
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:44,500
Dad won't let me quit.

1090
01:17:44,820 --> 01:17:46,320
Yeah. Hey, is he upstairs?

1091
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:47,900
Fuck if I know.

1092
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:51,800
Speed squat.

1093
01:17:51,870 --> 01:17:55,670
For 30 seconds, I want you to go as fast
as you can with these speed squads.

1094
01:17:55,890 --> 01:17:59,610
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go. As fast as you can.

1095
01:17:59,950 --> 01:18:00,950
Down and lift.

1096
01:18:01,070 --> 01:18:04,650
Down and lift as fast as you can. This
is 30 seconds. That's been about 20

1097
01:18:04,650 --> 01:18:05,830
seconds right there. Go.

1098
01:18:06,890 --> 01:18:08,270
As fast as you can.

1099
01:18:08,710 --> 01:18:11,770
Speed, speed, speed, speed. Faster,
Zach.

1100
01:18:12,610 --> 01:18:13,850
This time, let's go.

1101
01:18:14,630 --> 01:18:20,530
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, hold down, hold down,
hold down, hold down, hold down.

1102
01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:22,410
Reach your arms forward as far forward
as you can.

1103
01:18:22,830 --> 01:18:26,190
Now what I want you to do, one last
thing. Listen to me. Hi,

1104
01:18:26,190 --> 01:18:30,890
son.

1105
01:18:32,830 --> 01:18:34,030
Good exercise.

1106
01:18:35,670 --> 01:18:39,530
Yeah, the whole exercise thing, yeah.

1107
01:18:41,290 --> 01:18:46,190
One of Emily's friends, asshole father,
told Emily that when you get over 50,

1108
01:18:46,370 --> 01:18:50,310
you got to work out every day. So she
thinks if I don't exercise, I die.

1109
01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:52,050
It's crazy. Sounds crazy.

1110
01:18:52,830 --> 01:18:56,030
So, look, I got some more money for you
if you still need it.

1111
01:18:56,770 --> 01:19:00,270
What happened to Crystal and Mercury?
She left me.

1112
01:19:01,330 --> 01:19:05,290
You were dating her? My astrologer. Of
course. Son, she was 35 and a Pilates

1113
01:19:05,290 --> 01:19:08,830
instructor. Do you have any idea what
Pilates does to a woman's ass?

1114
01:19:09,830 --> 01:19:11,950
So, how's Natalie?

1115
01:19:12,190 --> 01:19:16,530
Or should I say Victoria?

1116
01:19:17,710 --> 01:19:20,030
I think it's a great article. I'm proud
of you.

1117
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:29,280
Thank you.

1118
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:35,060
You know, I used to steal your weed when
I was a kid.

1119
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:37,500
Really? That was you?

1120
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:39,300
I even thought that was Rosalita.

1121
01:19:40,860 --> 01:19:41,659
That was me.

1122
01:19:41,660 --> 01:19:43,640
Well, that's all right. It was your
mom's weed.

1123
01:19:44,580 --> 01:19:46,400
Get the fuck out of here. Oh, yeah.

1124
01:19:47,060 --> 01:19:49,000
I was on the straight and narrow until
she came along.

1125
01:19:49,860 --> 01:19:50,860
So...

1126
01:19:51,050 --> 01:19:52,050
What about Natalie?

1127
01:19:53,590 --> 01:19:56,110
I fucked that up.

1128
01:19:56,330 --> 01:19:57,810
Well, you need to unfuck that up.

1129
01:19:58,610 --> 01:20:03,590
Look, if what you wrote in this article
is the truth, then you can't ignore your

1130
01:20:03,590 --> 01:20:07,430
feelings. That regret is going to grow
inside of you and twist you into a dark

1131
01:20:07,430 --> 01:20:10,210
and thorny place. I know. I've been
there. It's not good.

1132
01:20:12,810 --> 01:20:13,810
Smoke some weed.

1133
01:20:17,950 --> 01:20:19,570
So, I've been thinking.

1134
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:23,360
I know you said I don't have to play
football next season, but I kind of want

1135
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,360
to. Yeah, why is that?

1136
01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:25,858
I don't know.

1137
01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:28,400
I guess I don't mind the hitting and all
the yelling and stuff.

1138
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:31,040
What?

1139
01:20:32,580 --> 01:20:33,580
What?

1140
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:35,500
It's a boy. It's definitely a boy.

1141
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:38,800
It's not a boy. That's the only thing
that makes sense. It's not a boy. What's

1142
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:39,800
his name?

1143
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:44,380
His name is Jonathan, and he plays wide
receiver, and he has the cutest ass on

1144
01:20:44,380 --> 01:20:44,938
his hands.

1145
01:20:44,940 --> 01:20:48,860
Language. Sorry, but... Do I even know
this kid?

1146
01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:52,370
Do you remember the guy who scored all
the touchdowns at my games last year?

1147
01:20:52,650 --> 01:20:53,650
What, Jonathan?

1148
01:20:53,790 --> 01:20:54,790
Touchdown Jonathan?

1149
01:20:54,970 --> 01:20:55,970
Yeah. He was pretty good.

1150
01:20:56,090 --> 01:20:57,450
And I think he liked me.

1151
01:20:57,870 --> 01:20:59,270
Oh, dear God.

1152
01:21:08,350 --> 01:21:09,350
Hey.

1153
01:21:10,790 --> 01:21:11,790
Hi.

1154
01:21:13,530 --> 01:21:18,210
I read your article and, well, I think
you misquoted me.

1155
01:21:19,150 --> 01:21:22,790
Nobody even knows it's you, just like
you asked. But there are some lines in

1156
01:21:22,790 --> 01:21:23,790
here I would have never said.

1157
01:21:24,730 --> 01:21:25,730
Like what?

1158
01:21:26,770 --> 01:21:30,970
You see enough unfaithful husbands and
you start to get sickened by the whole

1159
01:21:30,970 --> 01:21:31,970
notion of love.

1160
01:21:33,470 --> 01:21:36,710
How can you trust men when you see them
call their wives in front of you and say

1161
01:21:36,710 --> 01:21:38,410
they love them after they just paid for
sex?

1162
01:21:38,910 --> 01:21:41,950
I don't think you can be in my industry
and still believe in love. It's like

1163
01:21:41,950 --> 01:21:43,810
being a scientist and believing in God.

1164
01:21:45,530 --> 01:21:47,530
Yeah, you definitely said all of that.

1165
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:52,320
I'd really like you to publish a
retraction of that statement and revise

1166
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:58,820
say, you see enough unfaithful husbands
and you start to question the notion of

1167
01:21:58,820 --> 01:21:59,820
love.

1168
01:21:59,980 --> 01:22:05,200
And then when you finally experience it
for yourself, you see what all the fuss

1169
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:06,200
is about.

1170
01:22:07,180 --> 01:22:13,180
And you can't imagine not having that
person in your life and you feel like

1171
01:22:13,180 --> 01:22:16,100
luckiest person in the world and you
would do anything to make them feel the

1172
01:22:16,100 --> 01:22:17,100
same way about you.

1173
01:22:24,430 --> 01:22:25,430
I quit.

1174
01:22:28,770 --> 01:22:31,090
I'm officially a grad student in
September.

1175
01:22:32,610 --> 01:22:36,250
Get an MBA and make this tutoring thing
a real business.

1176
01:22:37,770 --> 01:22:39,010
I'll have to pay taxes.

1177
01:22:40,070 --> 01:22:42,390
Well, that's good.

1178
01:22:42,970 --> 01:22:44,050
That's really good for you.

1179
01:22:45,110 --> 01:22:46,110
I'm happy for you.

1180
01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:03,720
Wait.

1181
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:21,500
I want that with Jonathan.

1182
01:23:21,780 --> 01:23:23,820
Yeah. Over my dead body.